strange personal statistic: this was the first Thursday morning in which I’ve woken up in my own bed since the end of December.
Wednesday night production at ye olde paper ended too late for me to get home before midnight 1, so I ended up staying at another editor’s place throughout the year, but since we finished on Sunday night2 it’s been a weird phase of acclimatizing. I guess I’m free to pursue some stuff I’ve been meaning to do for a while, and I’m in the unenviable position of needing a job or starting the ol’ freelance grind. Either way, I’m in a wholly different place than I was last week and I haven’t decided whether that’s exhilarating or distressing.
I’ve been away from this for a while, though, and so I’d like say hello again before ending this block of text and returning you to my regular output of weird infographics, occasionally boggling life experiences, and recipes for baked goods culled from other food blogs.
“I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.”—one of my favorites from the vancouver section of best of craigslist