February 2012
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Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Wikipedia, the... →
so this was sort of the butt of a joke last night and now I think I’d like to play it.
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(彡ʕ°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Feb 2nd
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signifier/signified
gd: do you watch RuPaul's Drag Race?
jc: no but for obvious reasons i am one hundred per cent in favour of it
gd: this is basically my barometer, now: how people feel about RuPaul
jc: answer is great
[pause]
jc: Ron Paul's Drag Race
gd: watching a teaser, someone actually just flipped a table
jc: bad ASS
gd: now wondering how to modify emoticon to signify a drag queen flipping a table
jc: DO NOT FUCK WITH THE COMPETITORS IN RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE
[pause]
jc: there's gotta be something; a way to make an emoticon wear a wig
[twenty minutes pass]
gd: ╯(彡ʕ°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ — does that say drag queen to you?
jc: maybe take out the hand on the left, ru paul drag racers don't need both arms to flip a table, they are DRIVEN
gd: (彡ʕ°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
national awesome chief of my heart
gd: jhm-winning kalyeena used to be involved pretty deeply with the aggressive lefties on campus and got arrested as part of one of a big campus shitshow some years back
jc: see that's actually pretty cool & it's unsurprising that she'd turn around & win a jhm award.
[pause]
jc: it is hard to be a milquetoast and get arrested i think
gd: well, new life goal.
jc: i'm gonna get so drunk that i punch a fireman. one of america's heroes. let's see motherfuckers top that.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
gd: you almost had to shank a goat in Jamaica, no?
ch: yeah, but we didn't have seasonings so it didn't happen.
gd: brown people!
[high fives]
Jan 19th
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jb: I'm too old for 10:30 booty calls. I'm too old for 9pm booty calls.
gd: I have to plan my booty calls four to six weeks in advance so I can buy plane tickets.
jb: it's not a competition.
gd: this may be one of those grass is greener scenarios.
Jan 17th
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Angry / Displeased: (*≧m≦*) (>_< )o o( >oo< )┘|}} \(@O@)/ (≧▼≦;) \(〇O〇)/ s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ(▼へ▼メ)\(`O´θ/ θ\(;¬_¬) ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(`△´+) 凸(`0´)凸 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 \(`0´)/ -`д´- (>人
Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m m(._.)m (ノ´д`) (シ_ _)シ  <(。_。)> m(_ _;;m m(¬0¬)m
Bears: ( ̄(エ) ̄) (。・ω・。) (●`・(エ)・´●) (*ノ・ω・) 川´・ω・`川 ( (ミ´ω`ミ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) \(・`(ェ)・)/ ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ ⊂( ̄(工) ̄)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (* ̄(エ) ̄*) ヾ(´(エ)`ノ゙ (/(エ)\) ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (`(エ)´)ノ Ψ( ̄(エ) ̄)Ψ (/-(エ)-\) (´(エ)`) ヽ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ (/ ̄(エ) ̄)/ ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛ (● ̄(エ) ̄●) (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ ・㉨・ (ó㉨ò)
Cats: (=^・ェ・^=) (=^‥^=) ( =①ω①=) (=^・^=) o(^・x・^)o d(=^・ω・^=)b V(=^・ω・^=)v (=TェT=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ω´=) ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿 (=^・ω・^)y= \(=^‥^)/'` (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) (=´∇`=) ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=xェx=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ェ´=) (^・o・^)ノ" (^._.^)ノ └(=^‥^=)┐ ='①。①'=
Confused: (´・_・`) (◎_◎;) (`_´)ゞ (◎-◎;) (・_・ヾ ( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ ('◇')? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・)? (゜-゜) ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ" 「(゚ペ) ( ?´_ゝ`) o(´^`)o (´−`) ンー (」゚ペ)」 (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く(^_・)ゝ (^~^;)ゞ
Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚ ヾ(*´∇`)ノ ヾ(・ω・*)ノ (*ノ´□`)ノ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 〜(^∇^〜) (〜^∇^) 〜( ̄△ ̄〜) (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 ┗(`ー´)┓ ┏(`ー´)┛ ┗(^0^)┓ (^0^)┛ (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ) (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ)(ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ (ノ≧∀≦)ノ \(^ω^\) (ノ゚▽゚)ノ ヽ(゚ー゚*ヽ) ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ (o´・_・)っ ヾ(*д*) ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ノ・o・)ノ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ノ ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌(★o☆)┘ └(★o★)┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
Dead: x_x;) (*_*) (×_×;) (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ツ (Ω_Ω) へ(>
Dogs: Uo・ェ・oU ∪・ω・∪ U。・ェ・。U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・w・▽ U^皿^U v・。・V UTェTU (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U o(U・ω・)⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U^ェ^U U ̄ー ̄U
┌U・ェ・U┘ └@(・ェ・)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓 ̄(∵エ∵) ̄〓)
Drinking: o口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(゚◇゚;)ノ゙ ~旦_(^O^ ) (  ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´・ω・`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦"" (*^◇^)_旦 (*`▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (^-^)_日 ~~旦_(・o・;) ( -_-)旦~ (#´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
Evil / Sneaky: (・`ω´・) ψ(`∇´)ψ (`ー´) (。・`ω´・。) o(`ω´*)o | `Д´| (`ε´)(σ- `д・´) (`Д´*) (=`〜´=) (メ`ロ´)/ Ψ(`▽´)Ψ (#`∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц`ω´ц*) (`∀´)Ψ ψ(*`ー´)ψ Ψ(`◇´)Ψ “ψ(`∇´)ψ
Greetings / Goodbyes: ヾ(^∇^) (^-^*)/ ( ゚▽゚)/ ( ^_^)/ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (ノ´∀`*)ノ (ヾ(´・ω・`) ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ \(^▽^*) (*^▽^)/ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ ヾ(-_-;)
ヾ( ' - '*) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ ~ヾ ^∇^ ~ヾ(^∇^) \( ̄O ̄) (。・ω・)ノ゙ (*^・ェ・)ノ
( ̄∠  ̄ )ノ (* ̄O ̄)ノ ヾ(。´・_●・`。)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ (。・д・)ノ゙
\(°o°;) (。´∀`)ノ (o´ω`o)ノ ( ・ω・)ノ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ \(-o- ) (。-ω-)ノ
\(-_- ) \( ・_・) ヾ(´¬`)ノ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(^◇^)/ ヘ('◇'、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ
ヘ(°¬°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ ( ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Happy: (●´∀`●) (`・ω・´)” ヽ(;▽;)ノ (*´・v・) (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´・ω・`) (’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦)
\(^ ^)/ O(≧∇≦)O ( ´∀`) (^~^) \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/  (☆^O^☆)
(★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω`★) \(T∇T)/ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ *(*´∀`*)☆ O(≧▽≦)O ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ d=(´▽`)=b \(*T▽T*)/ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ (*^ワ^*) (^Д^)ノ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ノ´ー`)ノ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ^∇^) \( `.∀´)/
(●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(`◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ (^ω^) 。◕‿◕。 ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙  o (◡‿◡✿) (∩_∩) (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/
Hiding: |・ω・`) ヘ(・_| |−・;) |ω・) |_・)
Kissing: (´ε` )♡ ~(^з^)-☆ |°з°| (_ε_) ('ε') |( ̄3 ̄)| ( ̄ε ̄@) (*^3^)
(´ε`*) (○´3`)ノ (☆´3`) (* ̄з ̄) (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (○゜ε^○) (TεT) (-ε- ) (@ーεー@) (*^3^)/~☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ
Laughing: (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^)
Mellow / Whatever: ヽ(´ー`)┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ノ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A`)ノ゚
ヽ(・_・;)ノ ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ \(〇_o)/ ヽ(。_°)ノ \(;´□`)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ('ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ (´~`;) ┐('~`;)┌ ヽ(*ω。)ノ (;´・`)> (^~^)
Painful: ☆⌒(>。≪) ☆ ̄(>。☆ ~(>_
Sad / Crying: 。・゚゚・(>д
Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ (/。\) (/_\) (/.\)
Shocked / Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((;゜Д゜))) (゜◇゜) ( ̄□ ̄;) ∑(O_O;) \(>o
⊙0⊙ w(°o°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) (・□・;)
Shy / Embarrassed: ^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) ('-'*) (*^^*) (@´_`@) (⌒_⌒;) (#`ε´#ゞ (*/∇\*) (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ (*´ェ`*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ`) (*´∀`*) (/ω\) (*ノ▽ノ) (*ノωノ) (/。\) (。-_-。)
Singing: ヾ(´□`* )ノ (^O^☆♪ \(^o^)/ (´▽`)ノ♪ "ヽ(´▽`)ノ" ヽ(´▽`;)/♪ ヽ(´・`)ノ ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ ヾ(´ρ`)〃 ヾ(´〇`)ノ (´△`)♪ (ノ´▽`)ノ♪
Sleeping / Waking Up: [(--)]zzz (´~`) ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄0 ̄; )ノ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄□ ̄;)ノ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪。∪)。。。zzz
Smug: ー( ̄~ ̄)ξ (`へ´*)ノ ( ̄^ ̄) ( ̄へ ̄) ( ̄~ ̄;) ( ̄ェ ̄;) (-、-) ( ;`ヘ´)
o(´^`)o ( ̄ω ̄;)
Winking: (^_-) (-o⌒) (^_−) (^_-) (^_−)☆ (⌒.−)=★
Worried: (ーー;) ( ;´Д`) (; ̄ェ ̄) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ ( ̄◇ ̄;) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ (−_−;) (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜) (・_-。 ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●﹏☉ミ (-'๏_๏'-) (⊙...⊙ ) ( ´△`) (;° ロ°)
ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ (°o°;)
Stars / Symbols: ━━☆>^) ☆彡  ★彡  ☆彡  ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,.★ ~☆・:.,;*
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It's not the words, it's the ones you stress
since 2004 I’ve posted this little year-in-review deal to my old blog, and while it is going up there, I figure more of the people involved will see it here, so here goes. Also, it’s sort of long, hence the break. 1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? I travelled a lot, to the point that I spent something like a solid month out of town. I had the same job at...
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December 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
The National (37) M83 (23) Yo La Tengo (23) Elliott Smith (22) The Rural Alberta Advantage (22) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 28th
Secret Sontag Gift Exchange
thinkstank: Holiday ritual in which each participant draws the name of another participant out of a hat and then sends them an anonymous greeting card featuring a quote by essayist Susan Sontag and probably some sort of holiday greeting while you’re at it. Some ideas to get you started:
Dec 23rd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Wye Oak (24) Björk (19) The National (17) St. Vincent (17) Antony and the Johnsons (15) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Dec 9th
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new opentape, at the usual place →
Dec 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Björk (10) Born Gold (7) Sigur Rós (6) The Mountain Goats (3) Interpol (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 6th
do you have a favorite cookie?
does it have a recipe accessible via website? enlighten me; my boyfriend will thank you.
Dec 5th
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story of my life
Charlie Rose: Where do you want it to go? What is it --
David Foster Wallace: I think not exploding would be a nice start.
Dec 5th
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A No-Frills Kitchen Still Cooks →
Mark Bittman, on what a kitchen really needs.
Dec 5th
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The Best Kitchen Supply Stores in Toronto →
for future reference.
Dec 5th
November 2011
7 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Björk (4) Sigur Rós (3) The Scotland Yard Gospel Choir (3) This Will Destroy You (2) Hawksley Workman (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Sigur Rós (75) Talking Heads (16) Squarepusher (11) Björk (10) Bright Eyes (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Björk (25) The Rural Alberta Advantage (14) The National (11) Wilco (10) Janelle Monáe (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 9th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Jónsi (1) Rufus Wainwright (1) Hot Chip (1) Kathleen Edwards, Matt Mays, Sam Roberts (1) Mogwai (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 3rd
October 2011
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Listenwell, this happened.
Oct 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Björk (60) St. Vincent (35) Mogwai (28) Wilco (20) Feist (19) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
St. Vincent (32) Feist (20) Wilco (16) Beirut (12) Arcade Fire (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 15th
another opentape! →
Oct 9th
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